Every Cow Has A Name, but only if each bottle said which cow it came from

A bit wierd question. But I'd say "100% Cow Approved". Sounds better somehow.

They do have names ! :'<

When I looked at the list, only 2 of the choices really jumped out at me - rBST free and pasteurized. But since non-pasteurized milk tastes better, I picked the former one.

I did seriously consider picking every cow has a name as a joke though.

Milk is gross. I picked the 100% cow approved because it seems to imply that cows weren't mistreated... perhaps because the milk is soy, almond, rice, etc. The slogan is also sort of reminiscent of "Kid tested, mom approved" from Kix. Kix are great.

Louis' Own

If I had to chose, "Fresh from our Family Farm" would grab my eye the most; however, I also tend to have a cynical look on things, and so don't really care about how the cows are treated. I spent some time growing up in the midwest and know what it is like to work on a dairy farm. Milk is milk. When I do my shopping, I don't care how pretty the carton is. I care what the price is. That's it. Nothing else matters.

Hope that helps.

100% Cow Approved

Cause The Cows Matter.

Every cow has a name.
Shows that they are in a loving environment!